Wednesday, May 29, 2013

My Llama Roommate.

Okay, second post.
So, I got kicked out of my apartment last week, but my best friend Nari is letting me stay at her place. She's a really sweet heart, and a Goddess herself. She's Narisara, (hence the name Nari) the Goddess of Bards and Gypsies. She lives with her mom, siblings and boyfriend in Bohemia, and because Bohemia is so far from temperance, she got me a job waiting tables at this really weird little cafe that serves tea and cakes and stuff. It's like a coffee shop, I guess, but with much more variety in the menu. Nari has worked there for two years, so everyone knows her and it was easy for her to get her boss to hire me. Either way, she's a really great friend and takes care of me when I screw up.
Speaking of screw ups, I should tell you why I got kicked out of my apartment... So, people in Suburbia don't really like us Mortal Gods, and when I came out as one, my landlord started flipping out about everything I did. So, the reason I got kicked out is one day I was walking outside in the rain and I came across this box. Said box happened to have two kittens in it.
I couldn't just leave them there in the cold and the rain! I was suppose to be the goddess of nature or something like that anyway, right? So I took the kittens home and fed them goat's milk and dried them off and all. I was trying to figure out the best thing to do with these kittens when my landlord knocks on the door. Apparently, my build put in a 'No Pets' rule two weeks before and I missed the memo because I was at work.
So I go kicked out. I stayed on the streets for the night, and in the morning I went to Dei-Anon and told everyone. Nari let me go home with her and I've been here ever since.
So... that's my life now. I'd like to mention that Nari lives in a freaking petting zoo. Not really, it just seems like it; eight dogs, three cats, (Plus my two kittens which makes it five...) seven people, two tanks of fish, two snakes, a guinea pig, a pac-man frog (Look that up, they're freaking crazy) and last up not least, the llama.
Yes, the llama. As in, Himalaya mounts, stinking, spiting, woolly, angry freaking 500 pound llama. Her name is Lady Elizabeth Darling the third. We call her Bethy I love her to pieces.
I know that I said all those things that would define a llama, but she's not any of those things. She smells like vanilla and roses, she doesn't spit, she is woolly, but she is soft and warm and nice, she's not the least bit angry, bit she does weight quiet a bit, but I don't think she's 500 pounds. She's a total sweetheart and she likes to stick her head in the window when we make dinner and she sleeps in the living room when it's too cold outside. She lets me ride her sometimes, but mostly just Nari's younger sister Mary.
So, that's been what I've been up to as of late...
Eiddie out!

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